I wanna passion pit in your ass
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he fucked my hip out of place.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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