he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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