East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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