Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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