you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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