I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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