Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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