so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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