But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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