He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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