so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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