i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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