I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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