do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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