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Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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