Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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