Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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