why didn't you poke me back
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
