i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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