we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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