it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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