The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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