And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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