we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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