You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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