There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His nipple licking is glorious
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