thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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