There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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