Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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