i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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