Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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