I must be too annoying 4 u.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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