I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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