dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
that is very illegal...i love you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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