Heybabeimwearingurpanties
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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