What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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