Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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