How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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