Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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