I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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