I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
how drunk are you?
Several
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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