Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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