Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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