I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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