Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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