at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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