You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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