Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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