I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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