Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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