I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
As shirtless as possible
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
