May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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